k.pie is the sweetest of the crumz and is always there to lend a sympathetic ear to her cohorts.

Her motto is, "She paints, therefore she is." She loves wiggly baby boxer butts, chocolate cake, the smell of new t-shirts and popping bubble wrap.

Though k.pie is a little pop princess and owns every Robbie Williams album, she regains her crumz street cred by diggin' The Clash.